I think Friday is a good day to take your regular nap out in
the open. That way your boss knows you’re honest, not trying to hide anything,
and that you've been working very hard. Otherwise, why would you be so exhausted?
Friday, August 30, 2013
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Try Something New
People! Why are you so hung up on a Subway Footlong? Try something new this weekend.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Blog: Leander Jackie Grogan: Man-Made Disasters
Blog: Leander Jackie Grogan: Man-Made Disasters: "The thing about indigestion from hog maws, collard greens and corn bread is when you finally cut lose, you never know the full extent of th..."
Man-Made Disasters
The thing about indigestion from hog maws, collard greens and corn bread is when you finally cut lose, you never know the full extent of the damage.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Don't Get Laid Off (Part 7)
It’s Friday. Stay alert! Don’t get laid off!
The C4 Systems business unit of General Dynamics is scheduled to lay off 500 employees in the next two weeks. But most of the big wigs will end up keeping their jobs.
If they call you into the conference room, crank up your iphone, jump up on the table and start doing an epileptic style break-dance. Make sure you’ve loaded James Brown’s “I’m Mad, I Want Revenge” on there to convey the volatility of your mindset. If you work at a GD office in Canada, let out the mating call of the Yukon Bull Moose when you fall off the table. The upside is a moose stampede will keep the security guard busy downstairs. The downside is if one makes it to the conference room, he’s not going to wait until the wedding night to consummate the marriage.
You’re injured and crazy. But you still have a job, baby! Have them send your check directly to the psychiatric ward.
For more smooth moves against the man, go here: http://www.groganbooks.com/layoffsEX.html
The C4 Systems business unit of General Dynamics is scheduled to lay off 500 employees in the next two weeks. But most of the big wigs will end up keeping their jobs.
If they call you into the conference room, crank up your iphone, jump up on the table and start doing an epileptic style break-dance. Make sure you’ve loaded James Brown’s “I’m Mad, I Want Revenge” on there to convey the volatility of your mindset. If you work at a GD office in Canada, let out the mating call of the Yukon Bull Moose when you fall off the table. The upside is a moose stampede will keep the security guard busy downstairs. The downside is if one makes it to the conference room, he’s not going to wait until the wedding night to consummate the marriage.
You’re injured and crazy. But you still have a job, baby! Have them send your check directly to the psychiatric ward.
For more smooth moves against the man, go here: http://www.groganbooks.com/layoffsEX.html
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