It’s Friday. Stay alert! Don’t get laid off!
The C4 Systems business unit of General Dynamics is scheduled to lay off 500 employees in the next two weeks. But most of the big wigs will end up keeping their jobs.
If they call you into the conference room, crank up your iphone, jump up on the table and start doing an epileptic style break-dance. Make sure you’ve loaded James Brown’s “I’m Mad, I Want Revenge” on there to convey the volatility of your mindset. If you work at a GD office in Canada, let out the mating call of the Yukon Bull Moose when you fall off the table. The upside is a moose stampede will keep the security guard busy downstairs. The downside is if one makes it to the conference room, he’s not going to wait until the wedding night to consummate the marriage.
You’re injured and crazy. But you still have a job, baby! Have them send your check directly to the psychiatric ward.
For more smooth moves against the man, go here: http://www.groganbooks.com/layoffsEX.html
The C4 Systems business unit of General Dynamics is scheduled to lay off 500 employees in the next two weeks. But most of the big wigs will end up keeping their jobs.
If they call you into the conference room, crank up your iphone, jump up on the table and start doing an epileptic style break-dance. Make sure you’ve loaded James Brown’s “I’m Mad, I Want Revenge” on there to convey the volatility of your mindset. If you work at a GD office in Canada, let out the mating call of the Yukon Bull Moose when you fall off the table. The upside is a moose stampede will keep the security guard busy downstairs. The downside is if one makes it to the conference room, he’s not going to wait until the wedding night to consummate the marriage.
You’re injured and crazy. But you still have a job, baby! Have them send your check directly to the psychiatric ward.
For more smooth moves against the man, go here: http://www.groganbooks.com/layoffsEX.html
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