Cook County Health and Hospital System in Chicago passed a sales tax increase claiming to save jobs. But now they’re going to lay off 1800 workers anyway. They plan to hand out letters next week.
Express your love. If you work in the hospital, send the administrator some roses to show there are no hard feelings. But make sure the bouquet has the added beauty of yellow euphorbiaceae stems that cause temporary blurriness in the eyes. Borrow a couple of corpses from the morgue downstairs and park them outside his office. The security cameras will show he passed out letters to dead people.
You still have a job, baby!!!
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