Don't Get Laid Off

A lot of dedicated, hard-working people are getting laid off because they’re not employing good defensive tactics. If they call you into a conference room where everybody’s sitting at the table with a stern look and big yellow legal tablets in their hands, don’t sit down. Break out and start running. If they can’t catch you, they can’t fire you.

At home, don’t sign for any certified letters; don’t answer the door or the phone. Until they can catch you, you still got a job. You rackin’ up hours, baby!